Crazy things to buy

This lip enhancement tool uses suction to plump your pout. The before and after photos aren’t anything to scoff at, but with the short-lasting results (touch-ups will be necessary every three to four hours) and the risk of bruising (no thank you), we think we’ll stick with this natural way of achieving fuller-looking lips.

Okay, despite looking like something out of horror movie (that was then dyed pink), we have to admit we’re slightly intrigued by this sports bra for your face. That said, we’re not confident that strapping a piece of nylon across your chin is going to tighten cheeks or smooth smile lines.

This device takes face yoga to a whole new level. In eight weeks, after four minutes of daily flexing, the Facial-Flex promises to strengthen face muscles and improve skin firmness, leaving you lifted and toned. Is this the non-invasive facelift of the future?